about this blog: Welcome to the blog where unexpected retirement meets humor! Whether it’s a surprise layoff or burnout, we’ll help you laugh through the chaos of finding yourself suddenly free. No 401(k) advice here—just stories, ridiculous scenarios, and the occasional existential crisis. From “sleeping in” losing its charm to figuring out what to do with all this free time, we’ve got you covered with laughs and a few life lessons. Let’s turn your surprise retirement into an adventure—one weird moment at a time!

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One Year Into Sudden Retirement (and I Finally Exhaled)

It’s been one year, today, since I made the decision to leave my job because the environment had become toxic. Not “kind of stressful” toxic.The kind that seeps into your sleep, your patience, and your Sunday nights. The first week after I left was… a lot.There were all the emotions — relief, anger, fear, hope…

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🐔 Why Are Retirees So Obsessed with Sourdough, Gardening, and Chickens?

A Soft Reflection on Time, Peace, and the Unexpected Joys of Slowness After decades of alarms, meetings, deadlines, and responsibilities, something curious happens when we finally step off the treadmill:We pause.We exhale.We look around… and start thinking very seriously about starter dough. Time off — especially the kind that comes with retirement — invites reflection.…

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Debra Malone is a newly retired wife, mother and grandmother navigating the unexpected adventure of life after work with humor and grace. After decades of dedication to family, career, and community, she’s embracing this next chapter with a fresh perspective. Whether she’s rediscovering her passion for writing, gardening or spending time with family and friends, Debra is finding joy in the simple pleasures of life. She’s ready to write her next story, and learning that retirement is not the end – it’s just the beginning of a new, exciting journey.